Munich. First, an article in the Wall Street Journal stated these guys want to charge 135$ an hour to surf! Clown. Here is a video that explains this momentum. I imagine there is a proper scientific name for them but since I was the first to figure out how to generate them in a wave-pool for surfing I figured its like find a virgin surf spot that you get to name. With waves or yoga or a good NHB fight. It works like this, a group of kayakers convinces a city that a whitewater park would be . People, gear, places - everyone and everything has a place here, from the most awe-inspiring riders to the sickest surfboards to the coldest mountain surf-spots. Lets look at how my work is redefining how investors profit from artificial waves. i am 15 though, Hey buddy this is Elijah Mack. Please pull up a satellite image of a cyclone marching up from the Antarctic towards Australia or a winter storm careening down from the Aleutian islands towards Hawaii or a Hurricane smashing into the east coast of America. There are roughly one hundred reported cases worldwide. But back to the wave thoughts: Flow rate, velocity, lateral angle, vertical angle, origin point, exit point, width, depth. God gave me that knowledge. Huge Alohas go out to Phil and Kirk for always offering me a platform on Riverbreak and Landlocked Surfing. Opinion: Adjustable River Waves Are a Better Option Than Surf Parks He was correct, while everybody else stayed silent. Now before I adress the Karate Kid Bullshit , please go online and research the work I did with MWDG just so you can know for yourself you dont really know what your talking about regarding waves. A good comparison is this is, prior to the first surfers traveling to the North Shore in the 1950s, Waikiki was the most coveted destination for surfers worldwide. Flowinga current of water into a waveformis the most efficient way to create waves, so standing wave technology is the ideal approach to artificial waves. His travels brought him to the remotest corners of the Earth. The potential energy in the worlds dam infrastructure to create new world surf-spots is mind-boggling. EM (Photo: Dam discharge, Qurren, CC-BY-SA-3.0-migrated). In the late 80s after a surf session on Lunch Counter DP and I would be sitting on the rocks trying to warm our numb bodies (wetsuit tech is SO much better now!) But unlike curvature, there is no need to explain this force in relation to the technical aspect of the FOL. It's another tool in our Riverkeeper toolbelt to help improve water quality conditions so Eastern Shore waterways are always safe and swimmable.". Mack to keep it simple. So no get nuts. Your guru Seal is an asswipe, at least online he is. I will share what is beyond the arc. Pasig River makes international waves despite being dead How to Steal a River - The New York Times Look at your local skatepark to understand what the bottom of your local river wave-park should look like. EM (Photo: Davide Costanzo Davide Costanzo, CC BY 2.0). At the end of the article, I will share these words again. And it is this issue along with something in fluid dynamics called non-linear forces that prevent wave-pools from creating economically viable waves over about 6-8ft on the face. Growing problem in Riverside: ATV riders illegally driving on streets The Supreme Court Ends Affirmative Action - The New York Times 3. The two Achilles heals that are crushing the tech. First, a cylinder is central to the perfect waveform. Basically, any fractional version of the full ring set up can be used in a river. Ok, to be honest, at that time I didnt know the names of these straight angles, I thought they were called right angles. Now I didnt finish your reply before I wrote this but I will humor you and go back and finish it but I am also I prophet.hence my nameand I predict it will just be more dumbfuck butt fuck dickhead victim saviour my balls are owned by my wife and her boyfriend cry baby bullshit . All current wave-pool technologies create waves bypushingorpulsinga waveform through water. I was one of Seals martial arts students for years, and we always had lots of women in his classes. Oh, wait there is a third thing, the new Boise wave. Look inside yourself to find the answers to forming perfect waves.EM. Ba ha ha! It is a direct result of where river surfing originated. Totally inclusive. Youre an idiot. Decrease the velocity. No. Brny Brny was forced to surf the river Mur in Graz / Austria for the first time in 2010 (by PhilK) during the time he made a movie called 'murtreiben' about the local riversurfing scene (sounds very similar to PhilK's story). Thank you for looking into my work. I love the word symmetry, I always have, even when I was young decades before I thought about creating waves, its just a magical word. How water flows. The first thing to address is that the FOL tech holds the key to fixing the time gap between waves m and it holds the key to easiky changing the wave on the fly in Slaters tech. The FOL is to wave pools what Teslas AC was to Eddisons DC, it is that much further advanced beyond any current wave-pool tech. EM. Its clear that individuals such as Adam Neumann are committed to creating perfect waves for the inland regions of the world. I would much rather have the ability to feel the flow in an abnormal fashion than the ability to calculate the flow in the normal fashion. Is Swimming in Lakes and Rivers Safe Anymore? The Saint-Venant equations are generally used to describe river waves. Yes my writing is very erratic. Building your own river wave isnt exactly the easiest thing you could do. As the rock falls deeper into the river, the water near the surface rushes . The river's located on the north shore of Oahu and flows from the back of the valley toward the bay. By Derek Rielly 1 year ago "There was nothing we could do and it was a helpless situation. No. The FOL is the only wave-pool technology that creates areleased standing wave. Like most savants, of any kind, I didnt acquire this knowledge in a formal setting, I dont understand it in a formal manner and I dont express it in a formal fashion. But we learned what not to do next time. Onyx doing his best to help me figure out how to attach a water tube to a fan blade. In my mind using straight angles to form river waves was like putting square tires on a bike. Watch out river surfers, barrels are not the end game! I will illustrate how the FOL solves these problems. the near-shore environment. I have translated the universes most important non-physical wave function to the physical realm as the most advanced wave-pool technology on earth. Surfing Waimea River Mouth | Hawaii Aloha Travel If you are building river waves remember this. To explain how this works I have to address a name I have given this phenomenon, I had to give it a name because I cant find any reference to this phenomenon in any fluid dynamics literature anywhere let alone any literature related to artificial waves. Curvature is king. I dont know who you are but if you see me surfing anywhere please feel free to ask for a bout to test your Kenpo against my skills. https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=436&v=qhbuKbxJsk8. Ego so often gets in their way. I cant spell to save my life. Riverbreak is the world's first magazine to celebrate and promote the sport of river surfing. Most are a bunch fake ass sheep whos ideals shift ass quickly and easily as the peaks at Ocean Beach. Circular Hydraulic Jump/Mandelbrot X. The fact that I have shared my work openly free of charge not seeking to profit from it but rather to offer it to the world hoping it can better the world should have spoken more to him than anything else. #FBA really simple build-out for a rigid bed-form iteration of the FOL is to simply lay a fan blade or a boat propellera really big one horizontally in a pool of water and pump a current water up through the center so it flows down the blades. Don't Even Think About It. When Ben & Rick met with me to discuss my ideas the first thing I said to them was, Everyone is using straight angles in their whitewater park design. I have had major shifts in my life during my practice and Ive also had erections. When I focus on being kind, compassionate, honest, diligent, hopeful, faithful, loving, when I meditate, pray, visualise, practice the law of attraction, when I abstain from drugs and alcohol, when Im celibate, and when I spend a lot of time in the waves, these are the times the feeling is the clearest & most powerful. How can I make this claim? Inclusive. In this video, two brothers and a friend show how to create your own river wave by simply dropping a self-made ramp into the river. "The Wave" is an absolutely incredible sandstone feature located in the Coyote Buttes North area on the border of Utah and Arizona. Hmmmm. This is why the only true inland surf communities are developing around river wave-parks, not wave-pools. Anyone fancy fine-tuning this idea and giving it a go? "The narrowing of the river and channel are typically . Mine is the only reported case triggered by a traumatic emotional experience, which if you think about it could be classified as a brain injury, just not caused by physical damage. River. But nowadays we know there is no comparison between the waves on the North Shore & Waikiki. I found this piece ratherpieced together to be honest. I find this ironic because I am a polarising individual in both the ocean and river surf communities, so I am sure some people will find this acronym apropos. Thanks for watching!DONT CLICK THIS! Now they want to build huge surfing Disneylands. WTF is up with that?. The amount of high hazard dams in the united states is terrifying. Truly I tell you unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven Matthew 18:3. Monday January 6, 2020 The Inertia Distributor of Ideas Staff People do funny things when there's a long streak of bad waves. Mandelbrot. And at the root of all this your hero Seal. Listen to Daniel, one of the wave builders: We built a river wave in a small river here in northern Sweden this fall, was so stoked that it worked so well! It is not surprising that the ultimate version of the ultimate wave-pool tech is created using the same magnetic technology of free energy, as the film Thrive is what sparked my spatial visualisation ability. EM. The third wave-type forms as a result of the momentum of the second wave-type. Why? Surfing isn't explictly illegal at this near-forgotten, semi-big wave spot on the California-Mexico border. Elijah Munich 2007,Going to Munich was one of the greatest trips of my river surfing crusade but it had everything to do with the community and nothing to do with the wave. EM. A Tiktok video produced by a Wyoming lawyer about the Bend Whitewater Park is making waves in Central Oregon's community of irrigators and river users. Yes, they are the best weve ever had. VIDEO: River Waves Are Erosion At Its Raddest By Francis Xavier | August 11, 2020 2:52 pm ET Check out this crew of wave riders that dug a little ditch that turned into a raging standing wave in Laguna Beach, California. Now unlike my support for the young brother surf I would just share a shut the fuck up with you. But if leaders in the fields of fluid dynamics and hydraulic engineering could grasp my explanations enough to hire me or work with me and help me vet my work then its pretty clear someone was able to see past their PhD based egos. So therefore, I will share a little more. Envision water as the lifeblood of the earth, the rivers being half of the vascular system, which is clogged and weak, barely able to do its job and lets consider the land as the body and oceans as the heart and the atmosphere as the other half of the vascular system. This is insanity. The second wave-type occurs when we move the crease either to the left or right, the current of water moves laterally in the chosen direction. I will address the problem in all wave-pool technologies. All while more closely matching the true surfing ethos. The most realistic way to build the FOL is with a fabric of some type with inner subsections that are inflated and deflated to control the shape of the bed-form. The Torus tells us two things about wave formation. although i did not understand may parts of the article most things seeming disjointed and unrelated. The first wave-type to form is a simple stationary hydraulic jump(#1-Stationary Standing Wave), this happens when the water flows through the crease in a deflated subsection of the bladder and impacts the back-pool of water below. Now just to cover the bases here. Not only does it put users of the bike trail along the river in . 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Texas workers' water break rules will be eliminated as temperatures Once again, open source is crucial. We once again go back to the term perspective. Though they talk a good story, they really arent walking the walk. for short. It is critical to artificial wave engineering. When I have gone so far as to embody everything in my invention, every possible improvement I can think of, and when I see no fault anywhere, I put into concrete form the final product of my brain. Nikola Tesla, Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex It takes a touch of genius and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction. Albert Einstein (Photo: Albert Einstein, Vintuitive, CC BY 2.0), I believe in divine forces and energies. Richard Pryor. VIDEO: River Waves Are Erosion At Its Raddest - Unofficial Networks This force is what sparked my spatial visualisation ability, radically changing my life spiritually, opening my eyes to the sublime beauty of the quantum realm that defines my work and to the sublime beauty of life itself, the product of this non-material realm. Not consistent with the meditation and Yoga principals Ive taught to my Kenpo students over these last 30 years. Why is curvature crucial to artificial wave design? And they will understand that getting quality waves built as quickly as possible is the key to all of this. Just before publishing The Perfect Path article I saw a post from Steve on IG with his son related to a science project. When you look at this map, each dot isa potential surf spot. EM (Photo: Dam failure, WaterArchives.org, CC BY-SA 2.0). And because you have no life I imagine the only contact with the world is via the internet but if you ever venture out of your cave please stop by my barbershop so all the blacks, gays, trans-waterevers and the rest of the non white entitled males like your punk ass come for a haircut, bad advice, safe haven and some un-PC humor. Just like a beach in California. Its that easy. Ill leave out what I train in cuz repping my training on here would be almost as gay as you repping yours. The day science begins to study non-physical phenomena, it will make more progress in one decade than in all the previous centuries of its existence. Nikola Tesla (Photo: Candle holder, Amir Tuchman, CC-BY-SA-4.0). But just like in Hawaii I apply a simple rule Aloha is free. The cumulative effect of numerous wall structures on a lake reduces criti-cal habitat for fish and wildlife resources and much of the food chain they depend on. Machines of mass consumption chlorinated water pumped in from Colorado. Elijah As one of the founding fathers of the sport, Eli has long been a huge inspiration for many river surfers around the world. When I get a new idea, I start at once building it up in my imagination, and make improvements and operate the device in my mind. Ocean. All rights reserved. Backcounty blah blah blah. And like must savants, I feel this knowledge. I might offer some insight: It does not surprise me that you experienced aloha from native Hawaiians, but the more appropriate response in light of your laughably short stay here would be the Hawaiian value Haahaa, the value of humility and modesty. Oh shit I guess I skimmed through your babble. School closures and culture wars turned classrooms into battlegrounds and made the head of one of the country's largest teachers' unions a lightning rod for criticism. People, gear, places - everyone and everything has a place here, from the most awe-inspiring riders to the sickest surfboards to the coldest mountain surf-spots. Barreling River Wave Dec 2014Colorado State University The level of wave progression that happened over that week at CSU was amazing. Always remember the parable of the little boy who saw that the emperor had no clothesand said so. Way upper middle class or above? Ken Hill. The FOL isnt just a wave-pool, it is a completely new approach to generating artificial waves. Well, this is a blessing. To those of you wondering about how this effects the ecosystem, they are doing this in the Waimea River in Hawaii. Now lets be very German about this & not mix emotions with science. Hope you guys enjoy!Subscribe to follow the journey and to see more crazy adventures/ surf trips/crazy challenges that will be on this channel! You wouldnt hire a roofer to lay the foundation slab for your home. This means you would change the origin point of the flow from the bottom of the front of the wall to the back of the top of the wall. This is what Im trying to explain relating to the flowrider. Margaret River shire's parking torment worsened by tourist wave over It either works or it doesnt. i understand the mechanics of the angular wave and how to match the feel of a peeling or tubing wave it i nesacery, although for the basic wave designs wouldnt a exponential or parabolic curved foil better (from the topographic perspective (birds ey view)). Came to post this too, I read an article somewhere on it talking about how most of the habitat survive in brackish water anyway. You even sight your degrees, what a self absorbed ass. You clearly have paid zero attention to whats happening with the #MeToo movement globally. Im sure that river is already brackish. Regardless of age, anyone with an ounce of common sense can read right through your kind of hypocrisy. He was a standout ripper there, attended La Jolla High School, and not long thereafter moved to Oahu to surf the heavies. It is a board that can be used as both a boogie board and a great entry level skimboard. The Mandelbrot timetable are the blueprint. I hope you all enjoy the way I am about to express some basic technical things that have been overlooked or undervalued in the realm of artificial waves. I call this wave-type a released hydraulic jump (#3-Released Standing Wave). You are kupuna to no one or so it would appear from your online persona. The Waimea River empties into the Pacific already they just dug a small trench at the mouth of the river to get a faster current. Based on Tanners calculations at River Surf Systems we should assume the flow rate should be multiplied by thirty. It can be difficult, however, to determine precisely how quickly a river may be moving. This is the first time in the history of artificial waves that we have this type of wave. They want to build waves pools in Malls or in the middle of the desert. You obviously have some insights on wave mechanics that shows you certainly have sat and thought about the problems inherent in artificial wave building. Its clear now that river surfing wave-parks are creating vibrant surf communities & markets that develop around the river wave and unlike kayaking, these inland surf cultures across the world are is spreading like wildfire. Who is the hater? Over the course of developing the FOL very few people grasp it, the lawyer who wrote my provisional patent did, Evan Wolf from Half Moon Day did, both of these individuals even knew how magnetism was the ultimate iteration without me offering up that insight. The truth is Munich fucked up standing wave design. My method is different. Now that we have dealt with standing waves lets deal with my statement about wave-pools. FYI dumb ass, my place in river surfing is related to what Ive done not my stratigic plan to be the godfather of river surfing. To illustrate how bad this issue is, Kellys wave is powered by, and dont hold me to this exact number, eleven diesel engines big ones. Anyone else bother to look up Acquired Savant Syndrome? I did. This misconception stems from the same thing I addressed regarding how Munich fucked up river wave design. It is because of the cardioid. This means the depth of the flow should increase from about 1, the depth of the water on Flowriders, to about 1-3. But seeing as it's located just off the border wall and access is much easier from . I am incredibly left hemisphere brain wired and this is why I feel the swirl but its also why I dont communicate well in blocks and most engineers like neat orderly things that add up on paper. Is the most aware and revolutionary. This is physics. This is essential in kayaks or covered canoes, and recommended for open canoeists using thigh straps and rafters running steep drops. Pasig River is right smack in the middle of Metro Manila's heaviest industries in the cities of Taguig, Pasig, Makati, Mandaluyong and Manila plus the municipality of Taytay. So whether you have the ability to built out a fully realised multiple concentric donuts FOL or you build out a fractal version for a creek on your property. In the past few weeks, two things have transpired. Elijah Pacific Ocean 1988, The ocean saved me from making the same errors the majority of my peers made in the river wave / standing wave machine fields. EM. Love each other, just do that one thing and I promise we can repair our world EM. When you were making teenage incursions into La Jolla to surf Big Rock, we were grown men in our thirties river surfing and snowboarding in Wyoming and Utah. This offers us full control of every drop of water in real time, offering us an almost infinite array of wave shapes. River Surf Systems are creating the best standing waves in the industry. This brings us to the reason why I believe so many river wave designs are configured in this straightforward manner. I bet I can guess all of it spot on. Even though this force is the foundation of my work and the backbone of the FOL, it wasnt until I started to write the provisional patent that I realized the full scope of this force in the symmetry of the FOL tech and an unseen wave-type hiding right before my eyes in the FOL the entire time. When Charles Chase from Lockheed Martin showed me illustrations of the compact fusion generator his team is working on in the Revolutionary Technologies Laboratory it confirmed my belief 100% that the FOL would work and that it was far superior to all other wave-pool technology. EM (Photo: Fusion generator, Robert Mumgaard,CC-BY-SA-3.0). I was filled with joy when I saw their work first appear here on Riverbreak. Rollin Petal Cardioid Mandelbrot I hope at that point their symmetry is clear, allowing you to blueprint your FOLFountain of Life Wave-Pool the ultimate technology! Bingo! A guy makes waves by connecting a lake with an ocean Posted on 4/10/15 at 8:57 am to LSUvegasbombed. The water rolls off the arc of the plunger. More about: artificial wave technologyElijah MackFOLfountain of liferiver wave buildingriver wave constructionWave BuildingWave ConstructionWave Designwave technology. In my mind using straight angles to form river waves was like putting square tires on a car. Meet my people. This offers us full control of every drop of water in real time, offering us an almost infinite array of wave shapes. Thanks for commenting and please enjoy being 15, its a great age. Tiktok video stirs controversy over Bend surf wave's use of water Ill explain where I found the answer to the complex of the riddle of creating the perfect wave-pool. If the river is that close to the ocean im sure there are plenty of times the tide or flow from the river makes cuts through the sand that flow into the ocean. I recently retired as an educator with Bachelors and Masters of Science degrees, plus 35 years of teaching and leadership that included regional, state, national, and globally respected professional accomplishments. He is the founder of the WRSA (World River Surfing Association). Read the reply. I offer this work openly with the hope it will help repair our world and bring us all closer to God. As Texas swelters, local rules requiring water breaks for construction workers will soon be nullified. By the 1960s and early 1970s Seal and I had lived within blocks of those same La Jolla reef breaks that you glorify. I really hope you have updated beyond chopping bricks and wrapping bandanas around your head. And we must accept this fact soon EM. Waves are universal. The outer rope seems like its a foot entrapment waiting to happen. Just like ive alwsys done, I put myslef out there front and center. The beauty of people will always outshine the power of profit. EM. We guzzle gas, spewing exhaust and guzzle energy drinks. Spinning horizontally around the zero points of the Torus is the perfect endless tube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUaRWL_HLhU. The board that I am riding in this video is a board that I designed with Catch Surf and am excited to be releasing this month. I am sharing with you the simplest truths, hints, diagrams, instructions, metaphors, analogies and other cool things so you can easily build quality waves. A big mega Las Vegas amusement park resort in the desert! The continuous growth in the amount of solid waste thrown away, and the very slow rate of degradation of most items, are together leading to a gradual increase in marine litter found at sea, on the seafloor and coastal shores. My guess is there has never been a week in wave design that had moved river surfing further into the future. Ben Nielsen. Now with this simple formula, you can create the exact same shape seen in the original configuration as a sheet flow standing wave, as a hydraulic jump standing wave. They want to build wave pools in stadiums. The Sunday Read: 'The Most Dangerous Person in the World Is Randi We Made The World's LARGEST RIVER WAVE - YouTube And that brings us to the most important aspect of river wave design or any type of wave design for that matter. This video shows a rough example of how two currents meet to form a wave. He lived near Sunset Beach not far from where I have lived, worked, and surfed these last nearly 30 years. The Making of the Waimea Bay River Break March 01, 2023 Posted by DAVID KELLY The Making of the Waimea Bay River Break @vwhonolulu Most of us here in Hawaii have seen footage of the standing wave at Waimea Bay, which forms when the river flows out of Waimea Valley and breaks through the beach. In the channel, the wave can be controlled to form an endless array of wave-forms including the type you see in the video which has two ridable waves that share one crest. EM. Now go back to your Google news and get upset about politics and SHUT THE FUCK UP! Marko Rodins mapping of the Torus skin ties directly yo the Mandelbrot. Video: by @ianhayes When the waves are bad, we are so desperate that we will ride urban runoff. 4. Ocean surfers refer to this texture as blown out, as the main cause of chop in ocean waves is wind. Published on February 6th, 2016 | And this is where the FOL unifies standing wave & wave-pool technologies, blurring the line between ocean & river surfing and radically reshaping the landscape of artificial waves forever. :). Listen if you are 15yrs old and into this stuff by all means keep it up and just follow your intuition. Learn how to use a computer before your open that cum dumpster of a mouth. Where did you grow up? Straight angles, if drastic enough, will totally destroy a wave or if they are mild, give a choppy texture to the wave. I know plenty of much older folk that equate age with wisdom. For me, it is the most beautiful form there is. EM. Beyond gravitys key role in the FOL wave formation process, it also holds the key to the biggest issue faced by all wave-pool technologies.
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